My Neck My Back Parody: My Sage, My Dill (Plant it!)

I turned a dirty song into a love song about gardening

When I saw a drag queen perform to My Neck My Back (lick it) by Khia (and Elle king) I fell in love with the song. The original my neck my back is so dirty I had to make a funny rap parody about gardening called My Sage My Dill. Enjoy this spoof. I love you Khia and I freaking love Elle King!

Here’s what some really kind people said about my song:

My Sage My Dill Lyrics

All you ladies pop your soil like this

Shake your rake: don’t stop, don’t miss

All you ladies pop your soil like this

Shake your rake: don’t stop, don’t miss Just do it, do it

[Chorus] My sage, my dill

Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale

My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale

My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale

[Verse 1]

First, you gotta put your neck into it

Don’t stop, just do it, do it

Then, you roll your hoe

From the soil, back to the front

Then you plant it all till the seedlings bud, lover

Make sure they keep sprouting up, lover

All over your face and stuff

Slow down, you show me so much love

[Pre-Chorus] Do it, do it, do it now Plant it good, plant this garden just like you should Right now, plant it good plant this radish just like you should My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale

[Chorus] My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale

[Verse 2]

You might roll dubs, you might have G’s

But screw that, lover: get on your knees!

A brat like me moans and screams

“Real thug Misses,” knows what I need!

My garden, so fresh, so clean

So high in the line: I’m green

I know which lover I need

Chad’s green thumbs satisfy me

You try me lover, I’ll make you see

You b*tches ain’t got sh*t on me

[Pre-Chorus] So plant it now, plant it good plant this radish just like you should

(C’mon!) Right now, plant it good plant this radish just like you should

[Chorus] My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale

My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale

Extended version:

The best food comes from the ground

The soil good: thick, big and long

Slow hoe’in til the crack of dawn

On the X, making faces and stuff

Through the night, making so much love

plants grow when the sun comes up

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