My Neck My Back Parody: My Sage, My Dill (Plant it!)

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I turned a dirty song into a love song about gardening

When I saw a drag queen perform to My Neck My Back (lick it) by Khia (and Elle king) I fell in love with the song. The original my neck my back is so dirty I had to make a funny rap parody about gardening called My Sage My Dill. Enjoy this spoof. I love you Khia and I freaking love Elle King! Here’s what some really kind people said about my song:

My Sage My Dill Lyrics

All you ladies pop your soil like this Shake your rake: don’t stop, don’t miss All you ladies pop your soil like this Shake your rake: don’t stop, don’t miss Just do it, do it [Chorus] My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale [Verse 1] First, you gotta put your neck into it Don’t stop, just do it, do it Then, you roll your hoe From the soil, back to the front Then you plant it all till the seedlings bud, lover Make sure they keep sprouting up, lover All over your face and stuff Slow down, you show me so much love [Pre-Chorus] Do it, do it, do it now Plant it good, plant this garden just like you should Right now, plant it good plant this radish just like you should My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale [Chorus] My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale [Verse 2] You might roll dubs, you might have G’s But screw that, lover: get on your knees! A brat like me moans and screams “Real thug Misses,” knows what I need! My garden, so fresh, so clean So high in the line: I’m green I know which lover I need Chad’s green thumbs satisfy me You try me lover, I’ll make you see You b*tches ain’t got sh*t on me [Pre-Chorus] So plant it now, plant it good plant this radish just like you should (C’mon!) Right now, plant it good plant this radish just like you should [Chorus] My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale My sage, my dill Plant my radish and my kaaaaaaale Extended version: The best food comes from the ground The soil good: thick, big and long Slow hoe’in til the crack of dawn On the X, making faces and stuff Through the night, making so much love plants grow when the sun comes up If you want to learn how to play the ukulele, I’m offering ukulele classes via Zoom. If you liked this, hop on my free monthly newsletter for a dose of inspiration…”I promise it won’t be boring” in the words of beloved Bowie.
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