Coming Soon: Oracle Cards Against Mundanity


Coming Soon: Oracle Cards Against Mundanity: The Honest AF Animal Wisdom Deck

An Oracle Deck and Cards Against Humanity had a love child. This deck is it!

I’ve always wanted to create my own Tarot or Oracle Deck. As an oracle card junkie, I have a drawer filled with them. But I wanted something more than woo woo feel-good fluff.

As someone who is BLUNT, I wanted cards that are cute, but cut to the truth of the matter. Not cards that leave me scratching my head saying, “wtf is the answer then?”

And I didn’t want to predict some imaginary future…so I created oracle cards that show you how to CREATE the future you want, in no uncertain terms.

Behold, here are some of the Honest AF Animal Wisdom Cards. I’m in the process of having the booklet and box formatted.

Oracle Cards Against Mundanity


The Offical Oracle Cards Against Munadity Page

The Honest AF Animal Wisdom Deck will be for sale on thegamecrafter.

Yes! Notify me by email when I can buy.

How I Made My Own Oracle Cards

Want to see how I created the cards from start to finish? Check out this post where I share my process and step by step photos.

Flashback Friday

The other day Chad’s Dad was asking him how he made the prize-winning Carry Me Robot Illusion Halloween Costume. I reminded Chad we actually made this DIY Halloween costume tutorial a few years ago. Enjoy!

Need some more Halloween Inspiration? Check out my Sugar Skull Face Painting Tutorial

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True Affection Cover with Pet Chickens

True Affection Cover with Pet Chickens

Done, not Perfect

I’ll admit this is not my best singing ( my nose is like 90 percent blocked because I have a cold) but my chickens and the weather were cooperating and I’m practically glowing.

I’ve always loved True Affection by the Blow. This is my cover on Ukulele. My pet chickens are clucking in their tunnel and seem to enjoy the music.

Other Recent Tunes

Get new songs via email once a month

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Little Sebastian Mouse Rat Cover by The Loverfaces


Chad and I re-watched Parks and Rec for the 2nd time a few months ago. So we had to cover Little Sebastian (5000 Candles in the wind) by Mouse Rat.

Watch Little Sebastian Mouse Cover by The Loverfaces below

Little Sebastian was an adorable mini horse on Parks and Rec. Andy’s character sang this song about Little Sebastian in one of the episodes.

If you’re craving more behind-the-scenes action and more frequent virtual concerts from The Loverfaces, check out our Patreon.

I’m a visual artist as well as a musician, so I’m going to be adding The Loverfaces MERCH (yes, band merch!) to my shop featuring our one-of-a-kind art on totebags, pins, t-shirts and other necessities.

In other The Loverfaces news, we will be doing some House Concerts in Asheville after quarantine ends. Woohoo! Join our free monthly e-zine (it’s free) to find out where and when we will play next! I also send out fun surprises…once a month.

For booking and other q’s, contact us here.

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Don’t Stop Creating Art, Start Pivoting

As an artist for corporate events, I (up until quarantine) work at local Asheville corporate events and parties doing live painting, henna and face and painting.

When I paint custom pet portraits, I typically paint with a beloved dog on my lap. It’s been so hard not seeing the dogs I usually pet sit for!

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Boxer Dog Painting by Sarah Jordan

Recently I was starting to feel REALLY bummed out and  sad because I didn’t realize how much face painting and live painting in Asheville meant to me until I wasn’t allowed to do it anymore (for quarantine). But I never stopped creating.

But instead of not painting or creating altogether, I decided to take my painting online and go digital with pet portraits and other projects.

Here’s a few things I’ve created recently:

I made an album cover for me and Chad in Microsoft paint…we now have a Patreon page.

Asheville pet portraits

Album Cover for my band

Me and Microsoft Paint pet portraits go way back…

Asheville pet portraits

ET Sees Rosie the Boston Terrier for the first time

The Pet Portraits I typically paint look more like this:

Another Microsoft paint Masterpiece…this is one of the many horses who live around here…Contact me here if you’d love a custom pet portrait or animal painting.

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I painted this horse portrait in ms paint

I taught my pet chickens how to finger paint. Yeah, for real.

I painted a pet portrait of my chickens in oil pastels. I think they love it!

Tomorrow night Chad and I will be performing some original music (and some fun cover songs) on my Facebook live…it may be the last one for a while because we plan on doing some local house concerts in Asheville once this quarantine is over.

That’s it for now. Contact me to order a pet portrait in Asheville (or anywhere in the USA).

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